Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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