i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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