it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
ok first of all what the fuck
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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