Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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