ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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