dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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