remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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