Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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