butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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