I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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