no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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