i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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