so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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