Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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