I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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