There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Boobs are out for the taking
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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