There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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