i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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