Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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