woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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