I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
BRING THE BAGELS
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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