yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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