I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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