so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Damn victory sex feels great
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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