If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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