tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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