What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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