is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Naked. naked and bneed help.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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