Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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