Where did you get a picture of my penis
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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