How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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