Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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