Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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