No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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