TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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