He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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