Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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