Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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