I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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