wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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