this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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