Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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