i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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