We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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