Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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