Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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