You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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