I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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