the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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