Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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